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Tech Tips and Tricks & Advice – written in plain English.

I knew there was something about hybrids!

Someday — one day — a hybrid is going to kill a blind person, and so..
BALTIMORE – A bill intended to protect blind people and other pedestrians from the dangers posed by quiet cars will be introduced Wednesday in Congress. (AP)
(To read this news item, click here.)

Yes folks, two of our intrepid Senators are watching out for (some of) us, and so they are going to introduce a bill to enact a law which will require automakers to make hybrids noisy. This law/bill will be debated; printed up in multiple, legallese-filled hard copies (typed and re-typed), and quite probably, passed.. after all the rough edges are hammered out by our professional law makers in Washington. (After all, who wants to be seen as indifferent to the plight of the blind?)
To have this law have any real impact, it will most certainly have to made retro-active.. and owners of Hybrid 1.0’s will have to have noisemakers installed.

Hey! I have a suggestion for the sound hybrids will Have to make– the burb-b-ling sound the aircars from the cartoon The Jetsons make. (To hear what I mean, click here).

About.com says that the salary for a Senator is currently $169,300/yr., and that ain’t chickenfeed.
Hey,.. I guess they gotta do something to earn their money…

Now, I don’t want you to think I am unsympathetic to the difficulties faced by people with handicaps, but sheeze! Does this strike anyone else as ludicrous? (I just love that word. When I can’t slip it into my writing occasionally, I get cranky.) Why not just go to the auto manufacturers and suggest that maybe their quiet cars are a little too quiet? Why not encourage an auto parts/upgrades manufacturer to sell a noisemaker kit? And then tell folks that if they run over a blind person with their hybrid, and there wasn’t a noisemaker installed, they’ll get hit with a vehicular homicide charge.. and lose everything they have-ever/will-ever own because of the ‘catch’ of willful negligence and Civil Court?

No. That wouldn’t get any Senator’s names into any papers. And they couldn’t look like a hero to a “community”.
Gotta have a Federal Law.
Bell the hybrid. A Law to “prevent” something that’s never happened yet..

Sometimes.. I get tired.

[a brief aside: I want you to know, Dear Reader, that I have always been a “man ahead of his time”. My first few cars were sporty coupes, and I took the exhausts out so I could put on headers, big pipes, and glass packs and gain a few horses… loud? You betcha.]

Tip of the day: For those of you who are finding it harder to read the words on your computer’s screen (or, if you know someone who’s always leaning in and squinting at their monitor.. ahem), you may find some relief by clicking on this link, https://techpaul.wordpress.com/2007/10/22/tweak-your-settings-and-make-things-bigger/, and following the Quick Tip there.
And for those of you who need even more help, and need to make some more impressive changes, https://techpaul.wordpress.com/2007/10/23/more-tweaks-for-weak-eyesreadability/.
For those with a true vision disability, an article on Windows’ Narrator and Apple’s Speech is on its way soon.

Today’s free link: I found the Jetson car sound effect by visiting http://www.findsounds.com/types.html and scrolling down to the “TV and Movies” category, but I could have used a keyword search as well. This is the place to go if you ever want to find a particular sound or “sound effect”.
Isn’t the Internet amazing?

PS– If you are a Senator, and want to pass a law that will REALLY help folks, try this one:
1) Members of our goods-transportation industry (trucking & railroads) will not pay more than $1.99 per gallon for diesel.
2) Diesel refinement facilities must meet production quotas as a matter of National Security. If more need to be built, certain exemptions from State and Federal environmental protection laws must be considered.
That’s how you can be hero.

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6 Comments »

  1. how do i fix my network problem every time i use after 5min its gone

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    Comment by Anonymous | November 7, 2011 | Reply

    • Sir or Ms,
      Troubleshooting network issues is a complex subject which I went to school to learn, and charge to perform. Since you provide me no information at all, I can only suggest you start by reading the dedicated page I have posted for this question; please see https://techpaul.wordpress.com/repair-your-internet-connection/. (There are more answers in the comments below the article.)

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      Comment by techpaul | November 7, 2011 | Reply

  2. I tried this solution, and it hasn’t worked. I have also tried to diagnose the problems and it hasn’t worked. PLEASE HELP ME!

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    Comment by APerson | February 12, 2012 | Reply

    • APerson,
      Which solution for which problem? The Internet connection? Yours is disconnecting after 5 minutes too??? Is yours Wi Fi?
      (You aren’t clear..)

      My answer to that is the same as above.

      I am open Mon – Sat (and my website is here).

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      Comment by techpaul | February 12, 2012 | Reply

  3. I did lost the voice and there is no way for me to get it back no matter what I am doing to correct it. Is there anyone to help and correct the problem?

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    Comment by Dimitrios Marantidis | May 6, 2015 | Reply

  4. Dimitrios Marantidis,
    I believe you are talking about the “Windows Narrator” feature.
    1) Right-click on the speaker icon (down by the clock) and click on Sounds. Make sure the “Sounds Scheme” is set to “Windows Default”.
    2) Use the Run tool to try to launch Narrator. To get to “Run“, press the Windows logo key + “R” key, together. Type in Narrator.

    If that doesn’t work, hire a tech to look at your machine. It should be a minor (inexpensive) repair.

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    Comment by techpaul | May 6, 2015 | Reply


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