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How To Make Money On The Internet

Maybe I was wrong. Maybe there are ways to milk free money out of this Internet thingy..

A *helpful person* shared this wonderful news with me – “Money Pages”! (Read carefully, and learn the secret.)

“Take from this what you will but I think that I might be on to something. If you don’t think that money rules the world then you might just be trying to fool yourself. I think that everything in the world comes down to love, fear, and money. For me, things did start to change once I started making enough money. It all started to change for me when I started using Autopilot Income Machines. I already knew a little bit about making money on the Internet but to me, it looks like anyone could do this, even if they knew next to nothing about making money online. Autopilot Income Machines is a simple method that teaches anyone how to make your own income generating money pages that pay you directly. It also teaches you how to get free traffic from all over the internet to those pages quickly, easily and consistently and then goes on to show you how to quickly improve your results to generate the most amount of income you possibly can. It also uncovers a secret traffic strategy that lets you dominate almost any market that you choose. Right from the start you get 120 ready made money pages, complete with everything you need to get started quickly. You also get the auto setup software that automates the setup of 25 of your top money making web pages so you can get started with the traffic secrets. There is much more to this but what I am here to tell you is that it is simple enough so that just about anybody can get started in this. Also, here is a little secret. If you go to the salespage at http://bit.ly/lCFhqd and scroll down to the order button, you will see that this software and income earning informational program has already been heavily discounted to a price of only $37. However, if you don’t click on the buy button and instead just close out or otherwise try to leave the page, you will be presented with another option. If you click cancel, you will then be presented with yet another option. If you click cancel on that page, you will then be able to take advantage of an additional $10 discount on this software. So, getting it for only $27 is really quite a steal! I say take advantage of it while you can. Hopefully that sales page will still be setup that way when you get there. http://tinyurl.com/autocashcom”

So there you go.

My gift to you — the secret to easy riches.

Just sell pipedreams to ignorant, greedy, dumbarses, and watch your bank account grow. $27 at a time. Auto-cash! (Make ’em pay w/a credit card.. heh heh heh.)

Modern day snakeoil. (The more things change, the more they stay the same, eh?)

[Note! these “money pages” defraud Google, and advertisers, with bogus advertisement “views” (that’s why you want the “traffic”) So.. bonus! Google has lots of money. They won’t mind if we take just a little..] Are you a ppv advertiser? Might wanna rethink… (but don’t think ppc is not being defrauded as well..)

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I just heard on the radio.. It’s “World Nude Bike Ride Day” in San Francisco.

(You’ve heard the “joke”, right? Why is San Francisco like a breakfast cereal?)

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Bonus tip: I have years of experience removing malware from PC’s. You can hire me (click here). And if you go clicking on hyperlinks to bit.ly and tinyurl you receive in random emails? That’s what you’re going to have to do (sooner or later) — remove keyloggers/trojans/rootkits….

Those names in hyperlinks should be red flags to you.

Today’s quote:The purpose of life is not to be happy – but to matter, to be productive, to be useful, to have it make some difference that you have lived at all.” ~ Leo Rosten

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June 9, 2012 - Posted by | advice, Internet, Internet scam | , , ,

6 Comments »

  1. Hey Paul…this is an interesting read with lots of good info. here!

    Thanks, for curing my curiosity about Making Money On The Internet. I wondered how it was done …so I appreciate this article. I hate advertising from any source to begin with… furthermore the techniques used to “con people” is certainly not my Cup-Of Tea!

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    Comment by Gaia | June 9, 2012 | Reply

    • Gaia,
      It is kinda hard getting too worked up when the ones being ripped off are Google (a gigantic Capitalist “monopoly”) and Capitalist advertisers.

      But I maybe confused the issue by pointing out a piece of irony.. I should be clear: your $27 really would get you a “kit”, and the tools to set up your ad-showing webpages, and programs to draw bogus pageviews, and click onto your “money pages”.. and spider-web your bots.
      That crook is honest. (He’ll teach you blackhat SEO..)

      .. The “web” (world-wide) .. I think a few people are “tangling” it..
      (More irony)

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      Comment by techpaul | June 9, 2012 | Reply

      • Paul,
        You were clear , you wrote it well!
        And Understood!

        That piece of Irony is still not “my cup of tea.” To use the expression… we have a “double edge sword” here…I know which side of the sword to use?

        In today’s world with many dimensions of the world operating the same … the more we learn about it all…(more info, thanks) …hopefully I/we will be one step ahead of the Giant Google Capitalist” or at least keep “pace” with “It and Them.”… especially on the “Internet”

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        Comment by Gaia | June 9, 2012 | Reply

        • Gaia,
          Okay.

          BTW — Google is “honest” too. You just have to read the EULA’s and Privacy Policy…

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          Comment by techpaul | June 9, 2012 | Reply

  2. “Ah, what a tangled web we weave
    When first we practise to deceive!”

    Sir Walter Scott foresaw more than he knew. And deception takes many forms, including long, complex EULAs and Privacy Policies.

    Great article!

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    Comment by hermit2003 | June 10, 2012 | Reply

    • hermit2003,
      It is a pleasure to see you here again (and thank you for your words of support).

      .. and I probably should take this as an opportunity to mention (again) a free tool, for those who don’t have the time to read 32 pages of legalese (don’t get me started on Lawyers..), the wonderful EULAlyzer.
      (For description/review/download, see http://download.cnet.com/EULAlyzer/3000-2086_4-10464852.html.)

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      Comment by techpaul | June 10, 2012 | Reply


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