Hillary Sent Me An Email…
Folks, today, Hillary Rodham sent me an email. And I think you should see it.
It seems Mrs. Clinton wants to let me know something important regarding my ATM card..
And the FDIC sent me a poor-grammar email as well.. Of all people.
You’d have to be Too Dumb To Live to open those. Right? I mean.. the planet is ruled by Darwin’s Law. (The slow and the stupid are food.)
Today’s Pop Quiz: What could that paperclip (attachment) be?
They were nice enough to send it.. maybe I should take a look.
Today’s free sleeping pill: Folks, you don’t need a sleep aid. Just read this: The 7 Coolest Features Of The Apple iPhone 5
“As always, Apple’s new iPhone is truly boss. Here’s a look at seven of its most impressive features.” Read more..
“Truly boss”? What measure was he using? Please! The iPhone may have been first, and changed the game, but, seriously, not your best choice. (Unless, maybe, all your other devices are Apple too.) Wonder why those 7 things less than thrill me..?
(Maybe because what’s “new” to Apple is at least 2 years old to everybody else? Or maybe it’s the “cool features” that force you to buy all new peripherals/add ons? “Actually Works On AT&T + Verizon” — um.. wasn’t it supposed to from version 1? Whoever coined “Apple’s reality distortion field” is/was right.)
So.. today’s the big day!!!
Do you have your iPhone 5 yet?
* End User Security Awareness Gap Remains Wide, Experts Say
“Enterprise-driven security education programs continue to fall short of the mark.”
* Old Operating Systems Die Harder
“Aging OSes like XP still getting hit big-time with old exploits, new data shows.”
Um.. maybe I should have labeled that “today’s headlines stating the obvious”..
Today’s Geekspeak Translation: “End User” = you and me (aka “the people sitting at their PC’s”)
Breaking news: It must really, really, be important to some folks how many “likes” they have..
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